To explain my Valentine's day card which Tom can hopefully restore...

When I was young my mother asked me what I would tell a woman that I loved.

I answered that I would say "Tell me your greatest memories until you have so many repetitions of good memories that you don't have any bad memories left so that I can tell you that I care about and love you for everything that you are and have been throughout your entire life."

She said I sound like a Spanish person because the country is famous for romance.